Fuckity Fuck-Fuck
Fuck your parents. Fuck your teachers. Fuck your bosses. Fuck your guidance counselors. Fuck everyone who tries telling you what you should do with your life. You want to be a complacent piece of shit who sits around and plays WoW all fucking day? Have at it! If that’s what makes you happy; go fucking apeshit on that gaming controller. You want to lie on the couch and Google search “nn preteen models” all afternoon like I do? If it makes you smile, knock yourself out. Fucking sit there and fantasize about what’s underneath that little polka dot bikini. Fuck your twat sore with a splintered hammer handle. Fuck anyone who gives you shit about it. Quit being so goddamn dependent on others. You want a fucking compliment? Look in the fucking mirror! You’re beautiful! All of you! Every single goddamn person who follows me is beautiful. You want people to notice you? Make motherfuckers notice you! Love and respect yourself for all that you do have to offer and quit fucking worrying about what other’s expect of you. Your self-confidence will outlast anything a cocksucking naysayer has to say about you.
If I hadn’t learned to love myself I would be dead. Plain and simple. No “insert joke” here. It’s true.
Doctor, hobo, accountant, photographer, junkie, lawyer, writer, teacher, date rapist, artist, whatever; fucking be you! Make yourself smile. Make your self-worth count for something.
ALWAYS BELIEVE THAT YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO SURPRISE YOURSELF.
Keith is on some 2Pacalypse shit tonight.
